Joy of Inbox Zero - Jerry Seinfeld
What's the deal with empty inboxes? I mean, you log into your email expecting this avalanche of messages, and suddenly, it's like walking into a party where nobody showed up. Surprise? Yeah, it's like opening your fridge and finding out someone's eaten all your leftovers. You don't know whether to be happy or concerned!
You see, in our world, we're conditioned to think 'no news is bad news,' but with email, it's the complete opposite. It's like coming home and realizing you don't have to take out the trash. The joy of an empty inbox is like finding out your dentist appointment got cancelled. You didn't want to go, but you never thought the universe would just let you off the hook!
And let's talk about the pleasure of this rare phenomenon. It's a moment of peace in our relentless digital lives. It's like driving on the highway and suddenly realizing there's no traffic. Where did everyone go? Who cares! It’s like you’ve got the whole internet to yourself. No emails, no problems, just you and your thoughts, and maybe a few spam messages that slipped through the net.
But then, there's the realization: the emails will come back. They always do. It's like laundry – you can enjoy an empty hamper for a day, but give it a week, and you're back to climbing Email Everest. But for that one moment, that brief, shining moment, you get to experience what life was like before the digital age. You get to pretend you're living in a world where the biggest question is 'What’s the deal with airline food?' not 'Why do I have 50 unread messages on a Monday morning?'
So, an empty inbox, it’s a modern-day miracle, like finding a parking spot right in front of the store. You gotta enjoy it while it lasts!